My name is Clark...

And I am a writer. I'm currently on staff with Raw Charge.com, an SB Nation blog covering the NHL's Tampa Bay Lightning, where I'm responsible for home game coverage and feature articles. I'm also the person responsible for the semi-wildly popular, and now officially award winning "Ridiculously Inconsistent Trickle of Consciousness". In addition, I'm a contributing author for the recently published "The Handbook of the Writer Secret Society".

I have been known to do other things, too. Some acting, a little bit of music (although I would not exactly call myself a musician), some professional voice work and even a few "real" jobs. 
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