Clark is an actor (with stage credits and an IMDB page) and an ordained minister who will happily handle any and all aspects of performing your wedding ceremony, including writing the ceremony and the vows (if you like) and handling the necessary paperwork, for a very reasonable and negotiable fee.   




writer, comedian, whatever



Clark has worked professionally with national touring comedians Tony Gaud, Lou Angelwolf, JB Ball, Josh Blue, Steven Lolli, Lynne Koplitz, Dale Jones, Alonzo Bodden, Dom Irrera, Preacher Lawson and Nick Griffin. He has appeared on the main stages at Side Splitters and the Tampa Improv and was awarded the readers choice for 'Best Local Stand-Up Comedian' by Creative Loafing magazine in 2015.

the new book is OUT!


"Ugh-nprecedented: The Stories of 2020: From the Files of Tampa News Force" is available at now!

Watch the video to learn how to get yours for le$$!
​I'll sign it, if you want me to.

Clark is the author of "A Ridiculously Inconsistent Treasury", a best-of collection from his old blog that was awarded 'Best Book By A Local Author' by Creative Loafing in 2015 and his new book "Ugh-nprecedented: The Stories of 2020: From the Files of Tampa News Force". He is currently the Senior Supreme Executive Content Editor and a contributing writer for Tampa News Force.